At the beach, you're allowed to have peanut pie and tea for breakfast.
At the beach, you're allowed to have eggs, bacon, and toast at lunch.
At the beach, you're allowed to wake up late. You can read for hours on the front porch, or in the sunroom, or on a couch. You can work on your language skills; you can play silly iPad games. You can start a new cross-stitch pattern, or you can play a Mario game on the Wii U. You can play card games at night, or watch movies during the day.
At the beach, you can get ice cream in the afternoon, or buy a new book from a local bookstore. Even though you know that the last thing you need is a new book. You can also get Classic Literature-themed MadLibs. Because when was the last time you played MadLibs?
At the beach, you can start the day in the hot tub. You can also end the day in the hot tub.
At the beach, you can actually go to the beach. You can also run into the ocean and play with the waves, and there's a long sandbar. You can lounge on the sand or swim or wade.
At the beach, you can do whatever you please.
But the best part is that peanut pie for breakfast.