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Monday, December 23, 2013

SnapChat Alert-- From the Elf!

The elf got crafty.

A few days ago, I received a SnapChat from the elf-- from Zan's phone!  I don't remember what it said, but it shook me up a little.  I wasn't expecting to receive a digital message from the elf.  I thought I had escaped left him behind when I returned home for the holidays.

Moreover, I couldn't believe the elf was using Zan's phone!  That meant that he was close to Zan, and Zan didn't even know!!!  Fearing for Zan's safety, I texted him: "The elf just sent me a SnapChat from your phone."  He replied simply, "Oh no!!!"

Thinking that was the end of the matter, I went about my day.  A few hours later, I received another SnapChat from Zan's phone.  But not from Zan: it was again from the elf.  A terrifying message.  A bone-chilling SnapChat.  I managed to screenshot this one, to prove to the world that the elf is all-knowing.  And also out to get me.


So beware!  Beware!  Physical distance will not stop the elf.  
There is no escaping from his watchful eye.
Or his creepy Kewpie-doll face.


(See the first Elf post here.
See this year's Return of the Elf here.
See how ever-watchful the Elf is here.)

2 comments:

  1. As I recall, the first Snapchat said something like "wow, very elf, much evil, wow"

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  2. I have always felt that there should be a Talky Tina/Dogge mashup. Twilight Zone for the 2010's.

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